I am fucking drunk as a skunk. But like, do skunks drink alcohol? I don’t think so. Where did that saying even come from? ASK ME THINGS!
Everything is looking up! I got a new Mac today and I have a guy that I really like, who really likes me, and it’s his birthday tomorrow and we are having birthday sex and ugh I am just so happy.
Mom: We are leaving at 9:00. What time should I wake you up?
There are people on my blog
and I am still not getting any questions.
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When you meet the most perfect guy and realize...
you’re gay and you don’t like rim jobs?
I would like one of you to text me. Leave numbers here.
Hate is a strong word, but I really really really don’t like you. fucking hate you.
I’m sorry, but there appears to be no Folgers in my cup. May I go back to sleep?
I don’t care how cute you are, if you sleep with socks on, I am convinced you are the spawn of the devil.
tittyminaj asked: ur too scandalous
americugh asked: Nice peepee
Last month: Call Me Maybe jokes
This month: 50 Shades of Grey jokes
The amount of boys dying to date me
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The only thing I want for Christmas is for Justin Bieber to sit on my face. Is that really too much to ask? C’mon Santa.
It’s quite frustrating that I moved into my aunt’s house because I formerly had a drug problem and I am here for “guidance” and then every morning when I wake up to go have a cigarette my lighter is missing because my aunt borrowed it to smoke pot in her bathroom. Like, I don’t give a fuck what you do, but at least fucking share or SOMETHING!
tittyminaj: cum on a journey with me cum on a journey with me
I have a nice dick You have a nice ass. Why aren’t we dating again?
When your porn has to buffer.
earthnation: I don’t need to be funny I’m decent looking I don’t need to be decent looking I’m funny
I am the only boy in my family and I am gay. Thank God that my horrid last name will end with me.
Hey! What? You got a nice butt!